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🥸Dad Jokes

Any girls like to chat
Hi
Hi everyone
What does a robot do after a one-night stand? He nuts and bolts.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees.
Why don’t ants ever get sick?? Because they have antibodies
Oooh
Is this where all the "daddies" are?
This is where dads come to tell jokes with all limited or questionable level of humour
Just what I like 😉
Usually I save the dirty jokes for the dms 😅
I went to a zoo that had only one animal in it which was a dog.. it was a shih tzu…
I wanted to be the first person to sail across the ocean in the worlds smallest ship, but in the end I bottled it…
Morning all from Italy 😊
Why do they put barcodes on Swedish ships?
So they can scan-da-navy-in 🤭
I asked Siri, “Why am I still single?”. It activated the front camera….
I have a step ladder… My real ladder left when I was a kid…
When two people go at it, it’s a 2-some… with three, it’s a 3-some… I wonder why people say I’m handsome 🤔
My Grandpa became addicted to Viagra. Grandma is taking the news hard..
My partner is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I’m on the fence..
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? Thats pretty nuts!
Flood much
Is “buttcheeks" all one word? Or can I spread them apart with a “-“?
Hi
Notice
Dead
It’s only dead if you leave it without a joke
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Morning all from Italy, 52ys married dad here
52ys hrny dad here
Hi
Hi all 52ys married hrny dad here
I love dads
Hello
Hello Amyyy
A man goes to the doctors with a steering wheel attached to his privates… the doctor asks him how it got there. The guy replies ‘no idea but it’s driving me nuts’…
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? 🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy walks into the psychiatrist’s office wearing plastic wrap as shorts….
The psychiatrist says: well I can clearly see you’re NUTS.
😅
I’m don’t trust those trees 🌲🌴🌳
They seem shady
Hello 👋🏻
What’s up ?
Did you hear the song about the tortilla?
Well, actually is a wrap
Well, actually it’s a wrap
hungry black guy here for fun