He was outstanding in his field! 🤣
What did one body of water say to the other body of water?
Nothing, they just waved. 🤭
Just board looking to see if anyone had jokes
What’s the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels. 🤭
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it! 🤣😅
A horse walks into a bar….
Several people sensing the danger of this situation left.
The bartender asked: why to long face?
it took 30 minutes to clean it off the window.
A string walks into a bar
The bartender says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve strings in here…
The string leaves…. He walks outside and falls down…
The bar had…. No strings attached!! (I’m gonna die alone.)
He rolls around and ties himself in a not
We walk back into the bar….
The bartender asked: haven’t I seen you in here before????
The string says: “I’m a frayed knot”….
Which superhero has the most home runs?
