Which superhero has the most home runs?
How do you catch a unique rabbit
Pls can you send me a video of your p3n15?
I know my wife is cheating on me. She doesnt know that i know. I am not sure what to do
Text improvement is important 🤔
Sure, sweetie. Pm me if you need to
There is no french that here to help me?🥺
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
What’s the dentists favorite time of day?
How is everyone doing tonight
I failed maths so many times at school, I can't even count....
I got fired from a calendar factory once for taking a day off...
I tried working as an electrician, when my friends found out they were shocked...
I read a book about what it's like to be weightless in space. It was unputdownable...
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We'll see about that....
My gf complains that I never listen to her, or something like that....
I rode a donkey the other day until someone threw a rock at me .. yep, I was stoned off my ass...
Blunt pencils... what's the point in them?
I managed to kill a whole circus once - just by going for the juggler
I have a thesaurus app on my phone which isn't that good. Not only is it not great.. it's not great.
Jokes about unemployment.. they don't really work..
I bought a pair of gloves earlier, both were for 'lefts'. One on hand it was great but on the other hand...
I've just got clean from soap addiction
I used to be a set designer for the movies. They decided to let me go without making a scene ...
Adam and Eve? Yeah they didn't read Apple's terms and conditions...
Did you hear in the news about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I think he's all right now...
I think I have an inferiority complex, though it's not very good one...
