Hi baby girls 😘💘 daddy's here 💘
A man goes into a bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm..
Says, I'll have one for me and one for the road....
Why dont cannibals eat clowns?
What do you call an expensive circumcision?
I'm 44 m from western Canada and I love younger women 😘💕
What's the punchline to that joke?
>>> What's the punchline to that joke?
The fact that his profile says he is 27
There was once a farmer he was out standing in his field
I knew a fish that could break dance! Only for about 20 seconds though... and only once.
Every time I take him out to play fetch, he has a seizure.
Imagine walking into a bar and finding a long queue of people waiting to hit you... that's the punchline.
What do you call a ghost bee?
I dont know, what do you you call a ghost bee? 🙂
It's a ghost i wouldnt run away from
There's a new book on constipation, but it hasn't come out yet....
They say 35 people suffer from a chronic illness... does that mean 2 of them enjoy it?
You can always say no to drugs.. if you're talking to them though, you might have said yes already...
I told my psychiatrist that I was hallucinating. He told me that I dont have a psychiatrist...
I found out that friends can be a lot like snow... if you pee on them they disappear....
Lol, for the sake of the joke in the dad joke room, yes they do 😅
Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
