🥸Dad Jokes

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What do you call an expensive circumcision?

A rip-off

I'm 44 m from western Canada and I love younger women 😘💕

What's the punchline to that joke?

>>> What's the punchline to that joke? The fact that his profile says he is 27

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There was once a farmer he was out standing in his field

I knew a fish that could break dance! Only for about 20 seconds though... and only once.

My fish is epileptic….

Every time I take him out to play fetch, he has a seizure.

Imagine walking into a bar and finding a long queue of people waiting to hit you... that's the punchline.

What do you call a ghost bee?

I dont know, what do you you call a ghost bee? 🙂

A boobie? 😅

It's a ghost i wouldnt run away from

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Hello

Hello Leah

There's a new book on constipation, but it hasn't come out yet....

Hey

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Fun dad here

They say 35 people suffer from a chronic illness... does that mean 2 of them enjoy it?

You can always say no to drugs.. if you're talking to them though, you might have said yes already...

I told my psychiatrist that I was hallucinating. He told me that I dont have a psychiatrist...

I found out that friends can be a lot like snow... if you pee on them they disappear....

lol not all friends. 😎

Lol, for the sake of the joke in the dad joke room, yes they do 😅

Okay fair enough lol

Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Hey 👋

Where's the jokes?

What do you call a ghost bee?

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Aaaw you know that one

Yeah I like that one too

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Hii✨️

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When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather..

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

>>> Not screaming and yelling like the passeng... A golden oldie.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle??

A Yamahahahahaha

Any daddies here?

Hello

Hola, cómo están? Todos hablan ingles?

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