Uh huh 👀 ....☝️minute while I write that down📋🖍️
Well on that note, Imma go try and sell something. I need more karma😂
All the hairs have been cut!
“It puts the option on the skin….”
Damn Riley’s good looking 🤤
Wow Riley! You got a makeover! Looks good, btw
Haha yup, I always say I’m like a chia pet, grow it all out and then cut most of it off to start over again 😂
Isnt that what we do with our lawns? Water water water, panic because its not growing fast enough, fertilize, finally watch it grow... mow, water, mow, water, mow... complain about it growing, mow, water, etc...
🎶 The circle of graaaassssss
I don’t water my lawn, I prefer it to be dead just so I have to cut it less 😂
Is that like... I dont work bcoz I wanna conserve fuel and 'wear n tear' on the car
lol, maybe for some people, but not for me
I got deemed a “essential personal” and had a letter drafted just so I could come into work everyday
I knew a few people that were trying to do that
I changed careers instead
It’s hot out so I’m having a water
Look at him and his judgy looking eyes
I’d be telling them eyes to su 😂
Im telling him to stop trying to sleep
Oh god he's wearing gray shorts and he's drinking Coors and he has a puppy
i’m trying but i’m still at work
I said off, not getting off
It kind of has a ring to it
