you guys ever think about playing king fu fighting on a stereo boom box outside your family reunion
and then go in with num chucks like your Michelangelo and your family is the foot
then stand over their corpses dancing to go ninja go by vanilla ice
at your family reunions you’re looking for guys to date
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i don’t want you to be hurt but i feel you need to know
i showed koxxy the ska show i was at two weeks ago and she said “looks like a bunch of freaks geeks and losers like you and gurk. no room for a big bad btch like me at a show like that. losers”
then she ranted and raved for 30 minutes how she got fondled at a power man 5000 concert because that’s where real men go
Yeah I could totally see Kox at a Powerman 5000 concert, so i believe it
you know me spaze, if i’m lying im flying and my feet haven’t left the ground in 20 years
i’ve been frequenting this new chat room “bruised baddies” and around there they call me law dog since i’m honestly so true and honest
They were asking if you liked it raw, dog not calling you law dog😬
normally I'd be offended but considering koxxy said it, I ain't even registering it as a valid thought
I showed her a Ska band once and she said they sounded too much like a circus
she doesn’t like anything to do with circuses since her first crush was bozo the clown so i can see that
Oh whaaaaaaaaatever. Bozo was NOT my first crush or any of my crushes
And G I didn’t say any of that Carl is lying
And spaze i don’t even know who power man is
Guys I wish I liked cheese bc I would order those crazy puffs at little Cesar’s they are so freaking cute
You don’t like pizza either bc the cheese?
People go wild for those crazy puffs.
They’re not too bad, ya know for Lil Caesars
I believe she takes the cheese off the pizza like a sociopath
Then she wears it on her face like a skin mask, only made of cheese
And she goes around town asking all the guys if they want to make their hot dog a cheese dog
I would do the same, but I would probably follow through
