Please don’t fling poop. Period.
*huddles under the poop shield with Leave*
You probably stepped on poop, tbh.
You’re the best, thank you! 🙏
I think someone is yeeting poop
I mean, if you expected it, you could probably avoid it.
I've dodged bird poo before. It's possible
A bird shat on my head at Disneyland.
Chipmunks might try to poo on you
Happened to me once in highschool lol
A tall jock dude spit on my head in Jr High…
Nope. But it hit my shoulder, not my head lol
Right before my first kiss a bird pood on my shoulder
I was a shy dweeb. I wasn’t fighting back.
And she still kissed you?
Ofc they did. Nature's lipgloss
I suddenly went from little hunger to maximum hunger, gratefully food is on the way
I just had some Greek yogurt to hold my appetite over until it's time to cook
I'm having burgers tonight too. But not veggie. It's a burger kind of day today
I spent the day rearranging my living room because I had stuff in the way of the workoutvr area. Ending up tidying a wackload
Why isn’t it time to cook yet? Isn’t it like 10pm for you?
Ohhhh. I thought you were on the east coast for some reason
Sry I get the two places confused sometimes
