Aight guys let's wrap it up
It's the demons trying to escape
It's unbearable even for them
Have I mentioned my sleep paralysis where my room was glowing red and covered in crosses that slowly started to turn upside down
I had that recently but i just don't fck with that negativity
What business do you have as satan to interrupt me in my sleep
Unemployed on unemployed crime
Got his arse beat in Georgia, it can be stressful
My 50 minute SpongeBob character tier list ended 😔
Something horrible recently happened in ohio but i can't say it cause people always act like im evil for joking about ir
Scale of 1 to 10, 1being stubbing your toe, and 10 being 911. How horrible?
You should watch the 9 hours long conspiracy theory tier
Can you summarize it in 3 paragraphs
Don’t worry about a thesis, I can barely read
I can summarize it in one sentence
Even better, my attention span is at an all time low rn
Wait what’s the one sentence
Pitbull mauled a child in Ohio
That’s bad, even worse that I at first pictured Pitbull, Mr. Worldwide the bald guy before a dog for some reason
Recently i was walking home at night and i saw my neighbors big dog shtting and the smaller one catching it with his mouth
I could die and a cat would eat my corpse soon after
Which is part of the reason why I love cats
Remembering that time I got eaten my a pig in that one game
Hey, Edwin 🤜 It's a silent night. Well, at home. The neighbors are drinking and singing karaoke on this Saturday night.
Good to see you 🤜 what about you? : )
Tell me why I had a dream that I was in my local park and someone challenged me that my dog couldn't chase their kangaroo so they tried but then the kangaroo got aggressive and I had to jump in and restrain the kangaroo but wait - how tf do you restrain a jumping steroid addicted marsupial?
>>> Remembering that time I got eaten my a pig...
That must've been so traumatizing man I'm so sorry
