No roof Monday just wiring stuff up & digging some trenches
It’s not Monday, it’s Sunday Shikaka. Get with the program 🙄
*🧘♀️deep 🙏breath🧘♀️*
Woman when they invent tele-slap, I’M COMING FOR YOU 🫵
Q::
If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the rudest?
A: cats, donkeys, Tasmanian devils, birds, and dolphins
A: ducks with lit up antlers
lol I swear I just sat here thinking that this is an oddly specific response, while trying to understand why ducks would have lit up antlers. Did she not understand the question??
*releases army of angry ducks after pho*
>>> Q::If animals could talk, which one do you...
A : 🪳
I bet the angry ducks have a Brooklyn accent
They come from a red state
about time you got
rid of the yellow
A: this. Sometimes that. Always whatever
A: monkeys. They already throw their poop at us lol
Q::
If your laugh had to be replaced with a cartoon sound effect, which one would you pick?
A: I can’t think of a character, but I’ve been told that both my sneezes and laughter sound like someone just opened a soda bottle.
A: the sitcom laugh track
Hope everyone has a good Monday 🥳
I thought it was Wednesday 😔
Yeah it was Wednesday almost a week ago
Who decided today was Monday?
the curve on that 2nd toe 💀
Yep. That’s how it goes sometimes 🤷🏻♂️
