My nostrils will thank you
Well it wasn’t these days right
Oh yeah I forgot you’re talking about 1960’s
What other numbers do you know of?
Because she wants to answer
That’s why I asked her a question cause she said ask her anything 🤷🏻♀️
I asked if her daddy knows about what she does on this app and she disappeared
I thought she’ll answer without hesitating
Well.. she didn’t exactly lie.. she said to ask her anything but didn’t say she will answer everything
Each year feels shorter because it becomes a smaller fraction of your life.
Q - I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
I o ly worked that out because my nose began twitching and I blew it now😂
Q - I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
Q - What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
A: roses, gotta clip the thorns
A: toenails on feet (this one is for Shikaka)
Q - What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
