Bartimeaus

GenderMale

Age49

Karma₭122,697

About me

👋I don't have a philosophy that can be summed up in a blurb. I am a human mess.

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Latest public messages

You sure it ain't a show for your benefit Birdy?

My dad's parents were so sweet in public but mean as hell to each other at home 🤣

Except you secretly wish you had someone calling you sweetie baby

Don't break her hip though

She probably ain't twerking in her 99's

It's how he be lifting that is different though

Birdy is strong for a little lady

Me or the other equine fella

>>> This horse is giving me the ick Add a d to that and hit me up🤣😱

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You always liked it twisty anyway

How long before you gotta go to the airport?

Now he is in the night sky

He clearly lacked brat taming skills 🤣🤣

Oh, I don't have any people skills

It's why I am here instead of out in the real world flirting badly

I'll never be one of those smooth talking guys🤣🤣

I'm not even capable of that, I be like you got two eyes

Yes

I mean haha that's funny

I be like your lips got that wet look, let's check them others

I was watching clips of dating shows when people walked out right away🤣🤣

Harry gonna just stand there shocked when one of them says yes

You should visit a nursing home all them dudes be hitting on everyone🤣

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