Bartimeaus

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Age49

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About me

👋I don't have a philosophy that can be summed up in a blurb. I am a human mess.

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Latest public messages

Hello Bird Friend

Yeah that's me

How you been?

Good enough

It has to be some days

Well ok then

Morning

Usual morning struggle

Didn't imply it was worse than normal

But I am thinking of calling out from work

Yeah lack of sleep and my shoulder hurts

Gonna blame weather changes for the shoulder pain, couldn't find a comfortable position to sleep

It kept waking me up

Probably. I need a hagelsag and milk

Well gonna call in anyway cause I'm already gonna be late

Morning

Just waking up

Hi ✨ 𝑀𝓇𝓈. 𝒬 💋💍✨

I have never seen a beautiful baby, I mean I lie and say they are but nope

There are some that are so ugly they are kinda cute. You guys know what I mean

So you gotta put them on a clothesline for a day or two

I was the best I was ever gonna be at around 17 or so

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