Bartimeaus

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Age49

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About me

👋I don't have a philosophy that can be summed up in a blurb. I am a human mess.

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Latest public messages

I think her counter top is too high for my purposes

If she leaned over it, I'd probably have to be on my tip toes to hit it

I cooked a lot more when I was younger and my brother and his kids loved with me

No I'd rather not be on my tippy toes, that's why the counter and island are too tall

I see a little snow

You still in Texas?

Too bad, if you didn't like that little bit of snow, then I know I could get you under a blanket up here today🤣🤣

It's -25 this morning

It was -33 yesterday

She is an Irish latina

I don't think she wants her heart warmed up

I fking hate Christmas, I just wasn't gonna be the first to say it

I never did see it

Who is putting pins in genitals

That tracks

Hello Iris🍑👋

Self finishing is what we dohere

The boy titties thing can always change

Surely she has break times even at home

It bites that they banned exposed nips, especially since the app never had the capability to post bouncing ones

So I guess you can't legally masturbate in Florida if you have a DUI

Florida has always been crazy, it's just worse lately

Are you on a highway?

You can kinda read the traffic when there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven

Y ah Birdy is somewhere in New York that makes spicy wings

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