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👋I don't have a philosophy that can be summed up in a blurb. I am a human mess.

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That's Iris's guess

But maybe i ate a bunch or potatoes in my sleep

Well I woke up with a potato in my bed

And I used to sleep walk as a kid

I better lock the doors at night

Or something, if I go outdoors it could be bad

I remembered my door locks don't work from the inside

That's ok,. you're not skipping like me

I think the text on that is harder on my old eyes or something

I don't know what it is, I can't nail it down

Is that the Eli deer

I'm fking done with her. I can't keep up with the name changes😅😅😅

How my old ass gonna remember all that😅😅

I'm just gonna randomly assume every deer is you now

I mean Rudolph was pretty good

Though you could be vixen 😅😅

Oh God, I am lame

I don't know why I went to reindeer. Anyway, I freaking hate Christmas

You can have all of my Christmas then

Those are fun

And they are always so useful 😅😅

I am gonna get in trouble for falling asleep in a meeting someday

Ok I am gonna try and sleep i feel like trash

Hello

Morning