Why did u farts𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓴𝔂 🔑🗝🔑
Chilling Sunday afternoon in bed. Sadly alone
I'm watching horror, and I can't sleep
I am at work, can’t sleep either
No leave, listening to my neighbours having a fight, she's screaming up a storm, and got a foul mouth, she sweering like a sailor
Union Jack 🫡Slim 🫡𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓴𝔂 🔑🗝🔑 🤭🤣☀️⛓️SpringKong⛓️☀️ morning to you.
You're over 50, you're as good as it gets
Extra congratulations while I’m passing
Post gym and full of beans 🫘
Don’t give me that monocle
You are over 60 so you know the drill
I need to drive and eat. I’m delirious
Need to eat. And have a cold beer
