I remember being cpr certified 9 years ago
I’d probably kill someone if I tried it now
All I know is staying alive
The Beejees must have made bank thanks to cpr cert
I probably should learn more basic first aid considering my job
Id put some ice over them, maybe give them a mint so if they die their breath don’t stink at least
Today I’m getting Chipotle and big burrito
Nah 5 years is relatable, gotta hold it in so it hits different when it happens
You can be 42 and have a crush
Like a small crush on that Amazon delivery worker who doesn’t flick you off when you order things
Clearly he’s never gone to the gas station and met that little Latina
I don’t want to be 42, where rainbows are all gray and puppies don’t exist
