Fruit🫰🏼

GenderMale

Age23

Karma₭414

About me

I’m a professional hater.

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Except for my 6th period, they take their final today

I got talked into going to my students choir concert

A lot more of my kids were in choir than I thought

Time for varsity although idk any of the varsity songs

Dammit it’s twice today where someone used sarcasm with me and my dumba didn’t get it until they explained it

Today is not my day comedy wise

I avoid rejection from others by rejecting myself for them

No you will not go out with me

Nah I’d go out with myself, I’m attracted to crazy

Anti hates me

Ima just reject myself on the behalf of this gc

Then I’llbounce back like the dude from white chicks

Whenever you eat Chick Fil A

My secret Santa got me a big taco, hell yea

Also the person who is my giftee tried sending a student to follow my messenger

I am starving

Im eating the next cow I see

I went from being extremely hungry to being extremely full

Like I might throw up my fat a ate too much

I wish I could throw up my fat

I’d be like Gus from breaking bad with his fingers down his throat

No homo

I’ll go by myself then on the second day I’ll tell the staff that my wife went missing and there is blood stains on my bed

The plot twist is I have no wife and it’s all an elaborate prank

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