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All I know is staying alive

The Beejees must have made bank thanks to cpr cert

I probably should learn more basic first aid considering my job

Id put some ice over them, maybe give them a mint so if they die their breath don’t stink at least

Today I’m getting Chipotle and big burrito

If I’m feeling bodacious

3 minutes ago

Nah 5 years is relatable, gotta holdit in so it hits different when it happens

You can be 42 and have a crush

Like a small crush on that Amazon delivery worker who doesn’t flick you off when you order things

Clearly he’s never gone to the gas station and met that little Latina

I don’t want to be 42, where rainbows are all gray and puppies don’t exist

On Saturday I hit something since it was my friends birthday party

Can’t say I don’t do thinks for my friends

Im addicted to sniffing my fingers after eating cheese to see if they smell like cheese

Saw someone spill Dr Pepper on the floor today

Waste of good Dr Pepper

No, it was an accident, a painful one

Seriously tho, how do you do it

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I am in love with someone in this gc

I’m going to treat it like it’s true until I see otherwise, I feel like I’d it was a work Orton would have just punted his face at the end anyways

I really do hope KO will be ok, he’s been one of my favorites this year

I think tacos are overrated

Dead weeks.

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