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Jenis kelaminPria

Usia23

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I’m a professional hater.

Artefak

Latest public messages

I’ll marry anyone that’s watched one piece

Mucho appreciated, you are indeed my no 1 follower

Let’s be honest, drunk me and me me aren’t that different at texting

I don’t want to even see alcohol for a long long time

Also size does matter

I am sober and no longer hung over my familia

Time to brush my teeth

Just a reminder if you want to get drunk for cheap simply don’t eat

I really can’t make a joke in this gc anymore without someone telling me to su or someone being a smartas like you huh

Last night at the party they passed me a blunt yet I don’t smoke so I just held it to look cool

But I can officially say I’ve passed a blunt

New character in supernatural came up namedCastiel and my first thought was the “Oh no he’s hot” from SpongeBob

yeah

Death note could have had a much better ending if Light and L just made out already

I forgot to change my cars clock and was rushing home to watch my 7pm show

Only to find out it was barely 6

I’ll do a face reveal when I’m rich and can cover my insecurities with money

I also miss his toxic ex

Also I’m so fkn ready for election season to be over so I can stop getting all these political messages

Yea, the worst part is they aren’t from even from my state

Like idgaf about who wings Mayor of ballsack in Ohio

With all these political messages how am I supposed to open my messages app, see nothing, and get depressed

I voted for middle school me

That guy could get stuff done

All my friends are polite to ChatGPT in case ai takes over, like “hey, if you could please ____, thank you very much”

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