Prefer a chunky dunk if I’m honest.
I mean, you wouldn’t want a skinny sticky toffee pudding would you. 🤷♂️
Sooo what you’re saying is that you’d like the hammer? 🔨
if that's your fantasy sure, I fulfill yours, you fulfill mine and everybody happy happy 🤣
Hey! Anyone want to rp? I have a few roles, but I’m open to any suggestions
Anyone into story based hmu
>>> Anyone into story based hmu
I am but I don't have the karma to pm you
Just need smth casual tbh
What’s casual to you Liv?
>>> Anyone into story based hmu
Pm
I got an idea for a high fantasy-scifi RP if anyone is interested. Kinda like Space Pirate Captain Harlock but with magic and monsters
Nyjjeff rp with me, let's be immortal enemies and come up with ridiculous ways to kill each other that ultimately fail. Absolute looney tunes nonsense type of carnage
Muahaha! Well if it isn't my hated enemy, Nyjjeff! I have awaited your arrival for some time now, for I have devised a plan to finally rid myself of you! *presses a big red button on my swivel leather armchair, revealing a large pen full of Alpacas.*
You see, Nyjjeff, these are no ordinary Llamas. These Llamas are smaller and less furry, making them more agile and deadly than your average Llama. Not only that, but I haven't fed them in several days! Muahahaha! I suspect they're terribly hungry, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND STAYING FOR LUNCH! *Presses a second big red button on my chair, releasing the Alpacas from the pen.*
Looking for a longterm detailed romantic rp. No pics. This is not just sexual, I want a story type roleplay. Guys only
Bored af whisky my gf sleeps hmu
Maybe she has narcolepsy or something...
Maybe just was born wif it
