Heâs a demon 99% of the time
Pud is only well behaved cause she has cat ptsd
Abused in her life before she came to me
I rescued her at about 18 months sheâd had 2 litters and lost the kitten she bonded with, and previous owners were abusing her but donât know the details
She is a princess who gets everything she wants and she knows it
Hmm. My mum is very strongly suggesting I come for dinner tonight. Who do you think has died
Hah. I do have rich relatives I hate but they wouldnât leave me anything in their will. I hate them because they exiled me for being gay
I cut them out in my early 20s. Havenât seen most of them since. Have only seen my aunt last year because my Nan was in hospital. She asked me if Iâd got a boyfriend yet. I asked her the same. Her husband died a while ago. It was below the belt but eh, screw her
Same woman that owns 2 houses outright, one in Norfolk that she Airbnbâs 90% of the year for stupid money.. and she complains sheâs hard up and has to shop in aldi 𼺠but she goes skiing like 5 times a year and the Bahamas and all that
And ofc she sent my cousins to Oxford uni , all paid for by her ofc. And theyâre arseholes too
Iâd say Iâd wear a rainbow suit and dance at her funeral and throw glitter everywhere but if Iâm honest I probs wonât bother going
I wasnât even invited to my uncles funeral lmaooo
Freddos used to be amazing but they taste like shite now
Nobody died. They wanted me to build a cat tree for them đ
Mother dearest invited meto coffee with that aunt on Friday though.. I literally said Iâd rather kms because yeah, I would
Yessss. They were going to have him but then came home with a kitten so, thatâs why he still lives with me
The tortie kitten is their one
I offered a swap but nooope lol
They just didnât want a boy clearly
Ehh Iâll be dead by 40 so Iâm already a pensioner
Blaaaaarrrggghhhhhghhhhhhh
Iâm just sick and feel like shit so Iâm whiny đ
oh aye, where did you get banned for catfishing, tut tut
