I’m tryna get more lean but I seem to just be bulking and not really shredding a lot of fat and ykno, that’s cause I don’t do enough cardio but I hate cardio

I need to work more on my core and back and stuff cause lord I’m skipping everything in favour of legs most of the time and my legs are huge but everything else is lackin and I’m gonna end up pear shaped if I keep this up

Oh dear

I’m all suited and booted

I wish it was for a good reason tho but sadly not

Funeral lol

Close enough but not family

Such is life that one day you will

I dreamt about Angelina Jolie strapping me the other day

It was a very good dream but I woke up very confused

Why she was strapping ME

I decided it was fine cause yknow I’d let angelina do literally anything as most ppl would so I made peace with it

God damn I love Angelina Jolie

Wanted was such a mid kinda rubbish film but daaamn she looked goooood af in that. But ofc, 1998-2001 Ang is the best

Honestly it’s probs girl interrupted ang for me. I like em a lil crazy

because the sex is mind blowing

I finally realised that I’m the sociopath recently tho

I want to destroy Angelina Jolie’s life. With love

I haven’t paid any attention to Lana since she decided she was a idiot trump person

Born to die was a great album, I will never say anything bad about it but her as a person, ehhhhhh

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