I’m inching ever closer to my 2007 Britney meltdown
My hair is a mess I’m gonna shave my head and smash things with an umbrella
I don’t own an umbrella so I’m gonna have to use a hatchet
Well at least is only £14
My parents kitten is coming for a play date today 🙃
She’s been here before. It’s not too bad tbh. Little bit of hissing but no fighting and now my cats aren’t bothered they’re just leaving her to it
Panda is doing well with her she’s trying to play and not hissing at all but Puddy has just taken herself off to the bedroom
I introduced them all slowly when she first came, fed them all with a door in between them so they could sniff each other safely and stuff, and today I did thesame but kept her in her carrier for a little bit and now she’s running around like she owns the place
Aaaand it’s over and I didn’t take one single photo 🙃
Alright who’s gonna give me £500
That is the most middle class thing you’ve ever said
I bought gym leggings in Costco in a size XL which was apparently a 16and they’re too big. Fuck Costco
Okay moneybags, some of has have to live on mixed textiles 🥲
I need new Levi’s but even in Costco they’re too expensive lmaoo
I chub rubbed my light blue ones so badly I gotta throw em away 😂😂
