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I exploded just looking at it. Hands free delivery ain’t too bad at all

lol he only mods ladies 🥴

Pm me your breakfasts

Hi Hungry, I’m Doctor Stupid

Ooof

Hi every dad ever, can I borrow the car for a high speedchase please thx

Real people eat cheese

Edible cheese

Some of us have a more refined palette tyvm 💅🏻

Hey hmu if you’re a super duper girl that can spit in my mouth! Especially Nenny 🥵🤤

They’re gonna spit in your mouth if you’re lucky

Excuse me Sheesh, whoever tf Sheesh is… 🤔

Ooh is it a euphemism for what you mean to infer one of your tantalizing tasty treats instead of just calling it your turd-cutter like us filthy smooth casuals call it? 😏 noice

Probably just your upper lip bro

I unno tho 🤷‍♂️

Jk 😘

Nothing’s stopping you from leaving

Unless you’re in like with meeeeeeeee 🥵😏😙

Yeah dude, it’s my shtick to be desperate ffs 😤 step off my kool aid

I used to time travel to the near future all the time. Sometimes three hours all the way up to a day of time would just completely disappear and I’d awake in the future with a terrible headache and sometimes the trip through time would void my bladder’s contents along the way and I’d have soiled pantaloons and other weird stuff like dreams and flashbacks of alternate realities that seemed so real to me… wild times indeed.

Glad those times are behind me now. 11 more days til my 1 year mark of sobriety. Yaaaaaay! I obviously still get high asf but I haven’t had a drop of alcoholic since 123023 💪

Thanks 🙏 never thought id be able to stop drinking

Loff your face too 💜Belle 😚 thx

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