I’m the worst at overthinking and not letting go of those thoughts lol but I deserve to be reminded of my past failures so I can do better failures in the future

I giggled at this way too much haha

Someone at the airport asked them to page their friend over the intercom and the name is Connie Lingus aka cunnilingus Lmaooooo

Cunnilingus is the word for giving head to women. Fellatio is the word for giving head to dudes.

Filet Show

Etymology is a fav of mine

Ahhhhhhhh well played my friend… huzzah!

I have an unhealthy amount of hate for the wind and its BS

I haven’t watched much of any of em regularly since Conan left his show for podcasting. But I do still love jimmy Kimmel

I only prescribe the eye on eye contact medicating remedies for when the one-eyed Willies need contact with the brown eyes that welcome those So Dom much 🤪🥴

A bit of a stretch for that pun but I giggled at it lol

Which one?

Poet already has that covered bruh. Beat it, nerd

I thot this rooms only requirement to be invited or be a mod is that you have to be a ho fo sho tho yo

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