Washington, Washington. 6 foot 20, freaking killing for fun. Spread spread Delaware he’s coming he’s coming he’s coming. He’ll kick you apart, he’ll kick you apart. He’ll save children but not the British children 🎵

https:youtu.besbRom1Rz8OA?si=HIe0X67ejDP6Bl_z

Oldie but a goodie right thur

Make me

I think the cheese has done slid off your cracker…

Peepeepoopooboogersfartbutthole

I’m all up in Denver

Like a stain in a shag carpet

But less useful

I’m the worst at overthinking and not letting go of those thoughts lol but I deserve to be reminded of my past failures so I can do better failures in the future

I giggled at this way too much haha

Someone at the airport asked them to page their friend over the intercom and the name is Connie Lingus aka cunnilingus Lmaooooo

Cunnilingus is the word for giving head to women. Fellatio is the word for giving head to dudes.

Filet Show

Etymology is a fav of mine

Ahhhhhhhh well played my friend… huzzah!

I have an unhealthy amount of hate for the wind and its BS

I haven’t watched much of any of em regularly since Conan left his show for podcasting. But I do still love jimmy Kimmel

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