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Edat18

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Sobre mi

I am normal

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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge there 🙄

Lying about silly fantasy gfs to flex and get clout is ruder tho bro y’know? Fo sho

Wait I take that back. It’s cringe asf, not rude 🥴

With a spoon in your mouth

You coward

Come on rude boy, boy can you prove it huh? 🎵

It was either gonna be that Rhi Rhi lyric or any infinite number of late 1900’s Ska song lyric to use so I went with the one from this century and it paid off for that microscopic instant gratification that dose of dopamine gave me 🥵 I need a cigarette now lol

Pretty sure that already happened when you were born tho lol

Delicious eyeball goodness mmmm

Exactly, Polaris! Cause if you fish didn’t have them, then you’d be a FSH instead

dad joke attack!

My wrath leaves no one unscathed 🤷‍♂️

Lousy bums

The ones who put out are cool in my book 🤷‍♂️

Seems Well past that point there… no ovulation taking place since the scrambling already eggsecuted him comelletely for sure but this roasting is too over easy and omelette someone else take these yolks to another eggstreme

You’re good looking if I don’t look at you

Only a real man can gatekeep being a real man 🥴

Gaga presale tickets went on sale today for her three Seattle shows and the cheapest tickets I could find were $615… WTH. Hopefully the general public tickets will be affordable though

I can’t seem to figure out how to get the octopus stickers on here… idk if it’s because I’m using the web version now or if it’s because I dumb so heeelllp me pls

Well that’s freaking lame. Friendly gifted me just because I was talking about how I wanted octopus stickers and now I can’t even buy them with my karma and even if I could get them I wouldn’t be able to use them ffs?!? Wtf anti? How far you’ve fallen 😢

Volbeat freaking rules

I’m in love with his voice lol. I remember the first time I heard them and being so blown away by his voice complimenting their sound and I’ve been hooked ever since lol it’s weird too because I heard about them for years but I never actually heard them so I didn’t really pay them any mind for way too long until the new guy from work finally showed me the light 🙏 lolol and that’s enough about that, now I’ll tell ya all about my hatred and utter contempt for the worst band in history: Journey p