It’s like, a beer and a half if you have 330ml bottles
I haven’t had a beer for ages but swung by on the back from my nightmare panic shopping
Are you hosting a Christmas dinner?
Nope but left all my presents til last minute ofc
I swear all people love to do last minute shopping
Ive ignored anything to do with xmas so far but I’m being forced against my wishes to be involved so eh
I just go along bc of food
It was not supposed to be a funny gift theme
Oof. I’m guessing someone was sending a message 😂
Yup, I felt a bit sad for him lol but also understood why
For reasons unclear I woke up 5am
is anyone buying me a sturdy rope for Christmas
Only if it is for bondage
Merry Christmas everyone 😁
Would be real nice if the bitch would level her washing machine properly so it didn’t vibrate my entire flat tho
But first I’m gonna check my weight
And look at this handsome dude sleeping on my bed
Aw with the cone of shame tho 😢
So in 2 weeks it’ll be healed hopefully
I’m happy that he’s healing
He still wanna go outside he’s not even scared 😂
Aw poor man. I hope he heals quick
he’ll be okay and he’ll cope with the cone. It’s a necessary evil. Just give him lots of love and hopefully he has a speedy recovery and he’s back to his usual tricks
Let’s play “we listen and we don’t judge”
I don’t think anyone’s around to play
Maybe I’ll play that wit my therapist and then he can’t have me sectioned cause he promised not to judge
