Mr. Glitch

GenderMale

Age99

Karma₭8,718

About me

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I externalize my hatred

I was told I had a full head of hair.

But I feel like most of the stories my mother told me as I grew up were all lies

I don't have baby pics

I have some of me as a lil kid. But not as a baby

Why does it suck?

I'm not gonna look at the photos and reminisce

I was a god damn baby

Oh there's a baby pic of me

So I have 1. Lol

Most of my pics are me as a kid playing sports or whatever

I wasn't the kind of kid you could get to sit still in front of a camera

I had the drip my whole life

Speaking of, I'm gonna go get my hair cut

Later

I wish my family still owned the ranch

Hand wash and chips are a waste of money

But air freshener, can't be living in stank

Be back in 40 seconds

Imagine taking 8in long strides

We would look like penguins

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