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And they crawl inside when they're cold

I'm an aquarium

The human body averages at 98.6° but sperm needs to be sorted at a cool 96°

Hence the climate controlled sack

That's why it's delivered in the clear liquid

This conversation is hilarious

All cus I nearly castrated myself

Lol

>>> It’s crunchy if it dries in hair Is it better crunchy?

Brb gonna make homemade rice krispie treats

Anyone want some?

Can't promise there won't be crusty sperm in them tho

But what y'all don't know can't hurt you right?

You still eat fast food, right?

Can't be any worse. At least you know where my Krispies have been

Fkn gross

I have 2 fast food restaurants that I will occasionally indulge in.

>>> Yall remember that teacher that made cupca... Y'all remember when women used to put their period blood in pasta sauce in order to "keep a man"?

What am I talking about? It still happens, apparently

They caught her red handed.

LMFAO 😂

That was too easy

I'm out.

Later nerds.

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