Mr. Glitch

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Age99

Karma₭22,136

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Nah that's just sweat

She has been eating bologna all week long

>>> im single Being single seeing double sleeping triple earning quadruple!!!

Jelly bean fingernails

Well go ahead and marry them, if you love em so much!

I would have said they probably are saggy

Cus they're not small so they gotta hang

It ain't no secret

Saggy baggies

Nah.

I'm just stating a fact.

That's what I mean by deflated

I'm black

I'm not paying for sexual favors. Period.

I'd give the person a slice of pizza and a cola. Though

Let's just go behind the dumpster

I kissed a girl

And she called the fkn cops on me.

She did.

She told me she just wanted the police report as a record of the event.

We're going to a comedy show this weekend

She doesn't know about it yet, I'm gonna kidnap her and surprise her

It is almost morning

I also have tiny titties

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