I argue with myself and still lose the argument 🤷♂️😂
Every night I say I’m gunna have an early night the persuade myself to stay up 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂
One day I’ll win that argument o swear it 😂
I got stuck in traffic on the way home tonight while people tried chasing a puppy off the road that just wanted to play 😂
Took three police to get it off the road to safety 😂
How do you harmlessly shoot things 🤔😂
Was gunna say it’s hard to say it’s harmless while they are looking at the hole you put in them 🤷♂️😂
I’m totally tired and sober 😂
It’s late and I should sleep soon so it’s all good 😂
I prefer to believe you’re 69 and just that hot 🤷♂️😂
Phone insick and take me to bed 😉
No response so I suppose I’ll just have to take my own ass to bed 🥺😂
I always seem to miss all the sexy pics just glad I can scroll for miles 😂
Who doesn’t love some chaos 😂