I argue with myself and still lose the argument ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Every night I say Iโm gunna have an early night the persuade myself to stay up ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
One day Iโll win that argument o swear it ๐
I got stuck in traffic on the way home tonight while people tried chasing a puppy off the road that just wanted to play ๐
Took three police to get it off the road to safety ๐
How do you harmlessly shoot things ๐ค๐
Was gunna say itโs hard to say itโs harmless while they are looking at the hole you put in them ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Iโm totally tired and sober ๐
Itโs late and I should sleep soon so itโs all good ๐
I only lie to myself ๐
I prefer to believe youโre 69 and just that hot ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Phone insick and take me to bed ๐
No response so I suppose Iโll just have to take my own ass to bed ๐ฅบ๐
I always seem to miss all the sexy pics just glad I can scroll for miles ๐
Iโm always naughty ๐๐
Who doesnโt love some chaos ๐