I argue with myself and still lose the argument π€·ββοΈπ
Every night I say Iβm gunna have an early night the persuade myself to stay up π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ
One day Iβll win that argument o swear it π
I got stuck in traffic on the way home tonight while people tried chasing a puppy off the road that just wanted to play π
Took three police to get it off the road to safety π
How do you harmlessly shoot things π€π
Was gunna say itβs hard to say itβs harmless while they are looking at the hole you put in them π€·ββοΈπ
Iβm totally tired and sober π
Itβs late and I should sleep soon so itβs all good π
I only lie to myself π
I prefer to believe youβre 69 and just that hot π€·ββοΈπ
Phone insick and take me to bed π
No response so I suppose Iβll just have to take my own ass to bed π₯Ίπ
I always seem to miss all the sexy pics just glad I can scroll for miles π
Iβm always naughty ππ
Who doesnβt love some chaos π