Shikaka

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Age83

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Pho, don’t start.

🙄lol

You wash your butt today? With actual soap and water?

Oh jaded…rough day?

So basically you don’t leave any hot water for anybody else at your house

That’s the spirit lol

Where does one display a taxidermy mother to honor them? And what would be her final position?

Hmm that may not be wise. Surely she will tip over and terrify the little kids as theyare unwrapping their Xmas gift.

I would prop her up in from of a window that faces my neighbor’s house

Rachel, you wear That to go to work??

Plot twist: Rachel is a proctologist

I’m so close to slapping a couple of my coworkers today

🤬😡😤 get to work, woman!

I will fart in your general direction 💨

Dibs on the recliner 👀

I think fire stick remotes are specifically designed to slip through cracks that only exist in our world for a few seconds

I’m not admitting anything 😤 I was watching tv in bed. I decided to get a pint of ice cream. I came back and remote was gone. I have searched everywhere. 3 weeks later, NUFFIN’!

That remote no longer exists in this dimension

No you didn’t just say that to me

lol search every single drawer. Even emptied out my freezer

I’m gonna start patting people down in this room

Messy, face the wall and put your hands up

Lmao

Starting with Razz

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