So your mom said to your dad…”Honey let’s get a puppy! But let’s have that girl who comes around from time to time and eats our food, train it at HER house until he’s house broken.

Barely lol

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Pho, can I ask you a question?

Now that you’re here, the fun starts

Absolutely

Did you bring the shrimp?

What does vodka taste like?

I’ve always wondered

I’ll pass

Not much of a drinker. Once in a while a beer that mostly goes to waste

A pho is a little gremlin that comes in the night to cause all sorts of trouble. When a pho is nearby, hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your drugs.

I’m calling your bosses

A:6

I have reached the point of packing where I’m just throwing stuff in boxes

A: Gardening

I found Jessica

And why not? wtf 👀

Then I now pronounce him my new thigh pillow

How rude. He’s fired

🧱ₒᵤᴉɥɔₙddɐℲ🪨 is a coward. He bans people if they tell him facts he doesn’t agree with.

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