Technically humous is Mimi
Bean on toast is prime snack
😅 I mean it’sperfect when you’re peckish but don’t want a full breakfast
Oh… oh that full breakfast
Girl no! No beans for dinner or tea
I’m like a drug addict when I go to the dentist
I ask to be almost sedated 😂
Satin sheets are absolutely terrible for every day use
But they’re sexy if you want to pull
That’s a new trick 😂 are they reducing waiting times 💀
Exactly, you don’t wait for 3 months. You wait 3 times for a month 💀
Okay so I gather from the nameit has ghosts in it 💀
But it makes me even more confused how it leads to a D on the floor 😅
The white one is at least partly Siamese
There are black Siamese I think, for some reason I have this absolutely vague knowledge that there are black Siamese
No pet ever lets you pee in peace
Dayton sometimes is too busy eating his kibbles and doesn’t appear before I’m already washing my hands
He’s genuinely disappointed he missed all the important action
Gandalf is my ideal partner
