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Technically humous is Mimi

Bean on toast is prime snack

😅 I mean it’sperfect when you’re peckish but don’t want a full breakfast

Oh… oh that full breakfast

Girl no! No beans for dinner or tea

My south is different 😂

How come?

Ewww

I’m like a drug addict when I go to the dentist

I ask to be almost sedated 😂

I just can’t take pain

Satin sheets are absolutely terrible for every day use

But they’re sexy if you want to pull

That’s a new trick 😂 are they reducing waiting times 💀

Exactly, you don’t wait for 3 months. You wait 3 times for a month 💀

What are you playing 😂😂😂

Okay so I gather from the nameit has ghosts in it 💀

But it makes me even more confused how it leads to a D on the floor 😅

The white one is at least partly Siamese

There are black Siamese I think, for some reason I have this absolutely vague knowledge that there are black Siamese

He indeed is

No pet ever lets you pee in peace

Dayton sometimes is too busy eating his kibbles and doesn’t appear before I’m already washing my hands

He’s genuinely disappointed he missed all the important action

Gandalf is my ideal partner

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