How's the day treating you pretty bird
I struggle with the struggle too
I'm thinking about loading a bowl of keef in my bong
It's the last of my apples and bananas 😞
Fa la la la la, la la la lit
Like think raccoon sized bat
Stop flirting with my nerdy 😒
Why not just split into raccoons then
That would be ideal but that’s not what vampires do
I mean… how much do we really know about them
They could be raccoons all along
That’s probably why they have thumbs
In folklore, vampires can transform into many animals, including rats, owls, moths, foxes, and wolves.
Yeah what about trash pandas
Dang bro that cameltoe hangs lower than my balls. Pretty face tho
Almost looks like she's wearing a diaper
Merry Christmas darlings 🖤
