>>> Jellz are you a real woman?
Why am I saying this in Pinocchio voice
>>> Also what entertainment I’m innocent
Take it as the compliment it is bro
Stuff that I use this app for a damn laugh. There are certain people I am very close to other than that I am here to laugh
There are not many places you are welcomed for asking about hotel WiFi connectivity for masturbatory purposes... so I get to talk shit and laugh
>>> I need help from someone with experience
If you have access to a boat and razor wire I can talk you through this
with so many in that shower dont drop it!
PEACHY my other favourite!
yeah going to end up dirtier than when you first got in
I suppose I best get back to hurling unnecessary verbal abuse at the staff, its becoming a chore I need new ways of torture
to get more ideas on how to abuse people.
south african oooorrrr SOUFFFF EFFRICAN, it depends on your upbringing on what we sound like
Goooooood morning creatures, what mmmmmmischief can I get up to today...
give one a broken jaw that shit will stop quickly... or at least thats how it worked when I was in school
stuff that I am taking a break from work, I need to escape thefucktardery for a while before I become a little but murdery
my great grandfather was in the airforce and was responsible for so many planes going down. Worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had
>>> Omg really
Nope I am just full of shit.
this is true.... thenagain I cannot see well enough to find my glasses...
yeah to the point I cant see a thing as my eyes are shut completely
opperation or chopperation???
just stand next to the little guillotine you shall soon be sandra and no longer steve
