Mason The Elder

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Doctors are poor af in the UK

I confess one time I witnessed a chihuahua latch on and bury itself in a man’s azz while he screamed in pain

Had to put him out of his misery… was an event that changed my life

It was horrible honestly

That thing burrowed in

I confess I knew a guy who put it in but never got it back funginas are scary

Pp removal

No one knows

His pp still missing

That’s very homosexual of you

It just took it

#taken

Yea I guess

There are poosies out here taking pps and not giving them back

This needs more awareness

They teach it by demonstration too

Cyclops

I wasnt allowed to join the army, I got labeled as having the disability of “an irreconcilable disgust of same sex co-opulation

Na not really

His name is Fredrick Finkelstein btw

One time I went to this Mexican girl’s quinceañera, everything was normal but later one of guests made an announcement that Satan had not come. Which tbh I thought that was a good thing, but..

Then they started chanting “The Deal is Bad” and the girl’s parents exploded into flames.

That’s how we learned she wasn’t a virgin

I’m not going to attend another quencenera

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