One time I went to this Mexican girl’s quinceañera, everything was normal but later one of guests made an announcement that Satan had not come. Which tbh I thought that was a good thing, but..

Then they started chanting “The Deal is Bad” and the girl’s parents exploded into flames.

That’s how we learned she wasn’t a virgin

I’m not going to attend another quencenera

I went to a Kwanzaa celebration once, I had to leave when they brought in the witch doctor though

I once knew this white girl and African American dude that we’re having their firstchild, thought it would be mixed. Nope. Full Mexican, they had to bribe the thing out of her with a beef enchilada

Proverbs 30:1-4

“No one has ascended into heaven except he who descended from heaven, the Son of Man” -Jesus the Christ (John 3:12–13).

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