I - don’t regret than answer. I’m surprised. I was scared you’d say Lolita.
I mean good book but I swear most people think it’s a love story cause of how hot the first part is to trick you.
How could they even make movie out of that????? I’d search for it but I’m scared it would put me in an fbi list.
It’s gross and violates consent.
Fair. They keep making movies about Batman.
Batman is worse. “Wahhhhh I’m a billionaire but I have to wear my underwear outside my pants and punch people because my mommy and daddy died.” Get some therapy god damn.
Lame. Get a shrink and do something useful, Wayne. Like support taxing billionaires out of existence.
Superman isn’t bad. Power fantasy but at least he was raised by farmers and somehow didn’t some out a conservative racist douchebag.
He comes to America and runs under “Make America Great Again”?
No because Russia figured out the best way to destroy the US was cater to idiots who think the good old days were so awesome when in reality it sucked for anyone who wants a white Christian straight male.
In fiction of course. I’d never talk modern day reality here.
I know. So glad nobody would try it in the real world.
Why is it people keep getting mad when they ask where I’m from and I tell them.
Had two guys block me after asking that and I gave them that answer. Figured they really have mommy issues.
Idk. I share them with my girlfriend and she’ll roll her eyes. I don’t know why she puts up with me.
If I was a man I’d be called “assertive.”
My sister called me at 6 am in a panic because her husband wasn’t at home.
Turns out he had woken up early to get her orange juice for smoothies because she’s sick.
I don’t know if that’s the sweetest thing ever or to kill her for waking me up at 6 am.
They have the sweetest relationship but wtf sometimes.
I could use a breakfast burrito. With potatoes and sausage.
Ugh. I was in the car skirt all day and didn’t even get to my doctors appointment because idiots in the road.
My brother in law fought traffic all the way to my place. On the way there a whole set of semis in the road going 50 the whole way so I wasn’t going to make it.
So we stopped and had lunch at a Mexican place and then he drove me home. It was a nice drive but he felt so bad.
And he paid. Even better.
