Secret Sloth/Squid

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Artefak

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Nobody wants my thighs, and I don't think moobs can ever be perfect

I am very couth 🙂

Use of the word throat is an open goal. I'm just too lazy

Toast delivery service does sound good.

How would you keep it warm though

Cold?! You psychopath 🤣

No, just confirming

Didn't Enid Blyton write about "Lashings of ginger beer"

Too cold to cheat today

It took me a while to work out who Lady K was lol

Who isn't being friendly?

Just 20 more mins here

Nobody wants that

You'll be ok as long as you practice safe sexting

Nothing better than a rubbish movie at home with someone far more interesting

Too much pressure on Valentine's

Any night can be great, doesn't need a card 🤣

<- Returns card

3 minutes cuddling, 1 minute taking clothes off, 30s falling over trousers leg, 20 seconds fumbling under duvet.

>>> I'm being bought a steak To check if you are a vampire?

Or is it a minute steak, setting expectations?

Maybe she is keen on a nice juicy sausage

Not the kind of man you hoped for

Nobody else was lol

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