Secret Sloth/Squid

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Latest public messages

I've met me. Does that count? 🤣

I'm just permanently lost. I accept that so I don't stress 🤣

I need a nap and a pratt-nav

You are better off innocent 🤣

Maybe you are innocent and don't want to be any more lol

Next you'll say that you'd take sweets from strangers!

Sounds like a lot of effort for an imaginary person

What would a happy sandwich be?

At least you didn't say a Happy Meal

>>> UK has Subway? Yes, that excuse for food even made it here

I don't get why its popular.

Did you get your own barista to save on the coffee bill?

The two are interchangeable lol

Surveillance camera pic?

>>> I am chef Chocolate Salty Balls?

The Real Housewives of Anti?

I spend a lot of time at the other end of the tube line

You can't have too much lube lol

Hello

Christmas cracker joke season? 🤣

Have the British run out of banter? Lol

Self portrait?

I only eat turkey because it's traditional

I blame the septics

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