Difference between adults and children. Ask them what they did during the weekend. If a child says nothing they will pout. If an adult says nothing their face lights up

Only reason I'd want to go to LA is to admire the girls on the beaches

It's still not beach weather here lol

What do women's butts and 9v batteries have in common?

No matter how wrong it is, at one point you're going to stick your tongue on them

There are no good days, just some days that don't suck like most others

I would meet up from this app. But start in a public setting at first lol

Enjoy your hair while you can, one day it will leave you

And then one day you'll realize you might have more hair on your ass than your head

Paula, your hair is in the way lol

I identify as a cat bed

block

The only wall I want up is on our southern boarder!

If Canada builds a wall can we force US to pay for it?

If you can get me hard and get it to stay hard ill love you forever

Hard enough to preform and get you off. It's been a while

I'd bite that neck, but dentures aren't in so it'd just be a gum massage

Old man wouldn't even bother to put thr fake teeth in to bite you. Not worth the time

Sorry did someone say cake?

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