I tried roleplaying doggy master with my neighbor n she ki**ed the mood when she dragged her a$$hole across my carpet
She was doing dik dingers I bet lol
>>> anyone else accidently peed while cuddling...If he is German he prolly loved that lol
>>> I confess I meow at my cat
That seems normal, most cat owners have done that. If you start gagging up a hairball for your cat prolly keep that to yourself.
>>> My husband shaves and conditions his dck ?...
Shaving his d*ck?? Wtf? Pubes literally grow on his di*k? lol
yes...hairy ones apparently