If you have to ask someone if they're a vulnerable adult you prolly shouldn't be asking them on a date. But believe me, she was the best fu** i ever had lol

>>> I slept with a bunch of coworkers and now ... must bea warehouse worker

I tried roleplaying doggy master with my neighbor n she ki**ed the mood when she dragged her a$$hole across my carpet

She was doing dik dingers I bet lol

>>> anyone else accidently peed while cuddling...If he is German he prolly loved that lol

I used to work with a Paki.....boy the flies loooooved that dude lol

Going straight to hrny and skipping anxiety, paranoia or hunger after smoking is wild af. lol

I confess this past week I asked latina out on a date and she turned me down........so I turned her into immigration.

>>> I confess that I’m looking to find a girl ... Are you Pakistani? lol

>>>📷 😂😂

damn....2nd time I've been drunk today

Didn't forget to scrub behind your ears did ya?

did you use clockwise or counter clockwise motion? lol

I heard that's the best direction. Supposedly if you go clockwise the chances of suffering a nipple injury increase.

lol

>>> Like if I saw Otis in public and I ask him...lmaooo I terrible with directions yo

Me too....tget call me Full Throttle lol

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goat lol

>>> Why do they call it oven when you of in th...I think you just had an aneurism lol

Cold af

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