Goose fat accident. Pulled out the wire rack in the oven. The pan of goose fat slid straight off.
Roast pork and roast potatoes didn’t happen.
Ended up with subway wrap at the hosp at 9pm
And the roast on Monday
No! It’s a nursing home bed
Foot fractures are more difficult to spot
You’re permanently injured
I’m signed of sick now for an extra week