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no one is as cheesy as me - Lea

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Goose fat accident. Pulled out the wire rack in the oven. The pan of goose fat slid straight off.

Roast pork and roast potatoes didn’t happen. Ended up with subway wrap at the hosp at 9pm And the roast on Monday

Hurt so much

No! It’s a nursing home bed

Always on holiday

What they done

Foot fractures are more difficult to spot

Ohh 😔

You’re permanently injured

I’m signed of sick now for an extra week

Dc left and the room went rip

Did you close the northern room? I seem to have lost it

Ohh, you abandoned it!

It’s alive is what I’m reading

Whhhoooop

My workmate and his brother, also a workmate. Book a caravanmotorhome next to the track each year for Cheltenham. They budget like £2k for gambling! And usually come away in profit

Sounds fishy

Haha someone sold his free workplace shares we got. Like 4k or something. He spent it on ascot gambling on three races

We got this

Is it too early to get excited and say we’re winning the champions league

When we tumped man city we then struggled thr next two games tho 😭😭

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